just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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