omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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