I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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