Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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