I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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