I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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