East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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