Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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