My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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