I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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