at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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