dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
