How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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