Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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