So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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