Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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