Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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