apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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