Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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