**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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