Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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