I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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