Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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