I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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