And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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