I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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