That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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