you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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