Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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