But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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