Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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