TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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