You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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