I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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