i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
