STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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