im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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