Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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