She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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