Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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