So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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