i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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