im having a threesome with these popsicles
She just used a chaser for red wine.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
