Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
