If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
