Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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