idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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