biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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