I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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