Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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