Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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