I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
