Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
