My sheets look like a crime scene.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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