I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I've blown a few things in my day
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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