Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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